Wandering uphill, we tried entering a museum thinking it was
the palace (that being my bright idea, despite multiple signs that clearly
explained that the entrance we were at was NOT the entrance we sought). After
being turned around and pointed even further up the hill, we marched through a
small, grassy area packed densely with other tourists. We spotted a gigantic
doorway and combined with the torrential flood of pedestrian traffic surging
through it, we deduced it was the entrance we were seeking. Mixing in with the
rabble, we made it through the security checkpoint only to be stopped by a
mechanical gate that demanded to see our tickets. Flustered, we pushed our way
back the way we’d originally come – back tracking becoming something of a
habit.
After a brief pit stop to replenish the fluid we were
rapidly losing thanks to sweat – it now being the hottest part of the day – we
scanned the area for a ticket booth and with a heavy heart, spied an incredibly
long, snaking line. The line was populated with at least a hundred other
sweaty, annoyed tourists. Those with children seemed to be doing it
particularly hard and I did not envy them at all. The line was completely
exposed to the sun and the giant ball of gas wasn’t showing anyone any mercy on
this particular day. I would have thought that if this was a regular
occurrence, a shade cloth or two wouldn’t have gone astray, but that’s just
logical thinking to cater for the tourists that were coming in droves.
Regardless of the heat, Ian and I slowly made our way to the
front of the line. By the time we had reached the front, my back was trying its
hardest to emulate a waterfall. I was not particularly pleased by this, however
there was very little I could do about it, so I was forced to let the sweat
pour down my spine and into my underpants. If my back was pretending to be a
waterfall then my underpants were trying their hardest to become a swamp. By
the time I realized I was virtually a walking bio-dome, we were being waved
forward by the staff behind the desk at the ticket station. We’d literally
walked up to the glass and had begun speaking to her when, from behind the roped
off section beside us, a man and his entire brigade of children pushed their
way in front of us. And I was having none of it.
Ian’s mouth lay agape as the man looked us in the eye and
with a smile waved his entire family to join him.
‘Uh
yeah, actually NO!’ I yelled at the man, completely disgusted by his sheer
disregard for queue etiquette. I mean, I understand that we were from two
completely different cultures, but I don’t care where you’re from, a queue’s a
queue. You respect the line, man.
‘Back of
the line’s back there man,’ I gestured, jerking my thumb back in the direction
we’d waited for ages. ‘Get back THERE. We were here first.’ The man simply
waved my aggravated growls away with a warm smile, as if to thank me for
letting him cut in front so generously. In sheer desperation, I turned from the
fat, hairy pusher-innerer to the obvious authority figure of the situation, the
lady behind the desk. With an uninterested shrug, she turned from me to serve
the man. It was the worst injustice I had ever faced. This was horrible. This
would not STAND! I swore from that moment on that anyone who tried to cut in
fro---- oh, it was our turn.
Tickets acquired for both the palace and the harem that
resided within (a fact that excited Ian and I more than it should have), we
pushed once more into the fray, working our way past the security checkpoint
for a second time. This time, I smiled smugly as we passed through the gate
that required a ticket.
‘Try
and stop me NOW!’ I thought to myself, feeling like a renegade the likes of
which had never been seen before. Tales would surely be told about the time the
man showed reckless disregard for policy and tried to push through a gate
without a ticket. I was disappointed the story hadn’t made the BBC news when I
checked later that night.
Without a map or guide of any sort, Ian and I found
ourselves wandering aimlessly around the area we had just wasted precious time
and money fighting to get into. It was all very pretty but honestly a bit
forgettable. It seemed to me like we were visiting a hollowed-out shell of a
palace, rather than a place of any importance. Each room we went into was as
empty as they were similar. The only thing that seemed to differentiate them
were the signs at the doorway for each room, detailing how THIS particular room
used to hold the Sultan’s hats! And THIS room was formerly used for
circumcisions! Thrilling.
We quickly grew tired of looking at empty rooms with roped
off couches and decided to settle for finding some lunch. After a brief look,
we literally wandered into a restaurant with a similar view to the café we’d
eaten at hours before. After being seated by a very gracious waiter, I realized
that we had stumbled into a high-class restaurant and now had to act like we
belonged there. It wasn’t hard, the meal was fantastic, though once again I was
slapped in the face with the difference of prices between Cambodia and Turkey.
Once we’d finished, I felt it only appropriate to wash it all down with the
apple tea my sister had suggested on the phone earlier. It was only when we
tasted it that I realized how completely unprepared we’d been for this trip.
The tea was delicious and yet if I hadn’t touched base with my sister who had
alerted me to the drink with a ‘you DIDN’T know about it?!’ attitude, I mostly
likely would have left the country never having known about it. For the
briefest of moments, I almost found myself thinking that it might have been
nice to have my sister along for the ride. Then, I remembered that she would
take up space and oxygen and banished the thought to the deepest dungeon of my
mind forever.
We left the restaurant with the mindset of getting value for
the money we’d paid and set off valiantly to find the harem. We found it after
looking for a good thirty minutes. I honestly don’t know how we missed it,
there being signs everywhere. Must’ve been a ‘forest through the trees’
situation, I’m sure. Another gate similar to the one we’d passed through after
the initial security check confronted us before the harem and I reached into my
pockets, fully prepared to swipe my tick---
‘----wait. Where’s my ticket?’ I
thought to myself. I spent the next ten minutes patting down my pockets,
searching each one thoroughly and searching them again. I shredded the contents
of my backpack and yet still remained empty handed. Somehow, during the
mindless wandering and the tea drinking, I’d managed to lose my ticket.
Luckily, there was a ticket stand for the harem right next to the gate but I
was furious at myself for needing it. Ian had paid for the tickets initially
and I didn’t like that I’d essentially just wasted his money. I paid for
another ticket and we pushed through the gates, though this time I felt
defeated rather than reckless.
Almost immediately on entering, I was forced to forget why I
was annoyed. The harem was incredible. With its winding corridors and intricate
mosaics, it was infinitely more interesting than the actual palace grounds. We
made our way through the winding maze after a brief stop in a courtyard that
overlooked the palace gardens and the park we’d been in before, we exited the
harem knowing nothing more about it than when we had walked in, but agreeing
that it was far cooler than the palace.
We bid farewell to the sweaty masses of tourists and left
the entire complex. I felt slightly turned around though as we’d somehow
managed to exit on the opposite side that we’d entered. It wasn’t long before I
recognized a few buildings from the day before when we’d walked back from the
river tour and we were back in front of the ‘Blue Mosque’ in no time. Using it
as a point of reference, we wandered back up-hill, back to the area we’d had
breakfast. Skirting around a few back streets, we took a seat at an
honest-looking, shady restaurant. By this point, both Ian and I had sweated
more water out than we’d actually consumed throughout the day and as such, had
turned into the human equivalent of prunes. With desperation in our voices, we
ordered as much water as our bellies could hold and it was after only a few
minutes of sitting slumped across our table, trying to maintain our dignity as
much as our level of consciousness when one of the waiters alerted us to two
other patrons sitting slightly further down from us. They were now facing us,
waving nervously. The waiter explained:
‘You…’
he began, hesitantly. ‘You… Australian?’ We nodded wearily, causing a genuinely
gleeful smile to spread across the man’s lips.
‘THEY
AUSTRALIAN ALSO!!!’ He cheered with far more enthusiasm than absolutely
necessary. It was cool that we’d managed to find a couple that shared our
nationality, but at that point, we were more concerned with re-hydrating than
we were with socializing. It wasn’t long before we understood that the waiter
wouldn’t be happy unless we started talking to them and we came and sat down
with the other Aussies. The waiter wandered off into the background, overly
thrilled that he’d brought us together, his random act of kindness done for the
day.
The conversation felt a little jarring to begin with and it
didn’t take long for me to figure out that I’d need alcohol to untie my tongue.
Beer in hand, my words flowed freely once more. Ian remained quiet in
comparison, not having quite found the energy to join in as yet. We found out
that this couple – well into their late forties, early fifties – were from
Melbourne. The man – David – was a financial something and the woman - ...?...
– was a …?... I was quite annoyed at my brain for not remembering who she was
or what she did because she was the nicer of the two. The hour pushed on and we
parted ways, with Ian and I and we made our way back to our hotel. When we
returned, we found that our washing – that I neglected to mention we’d given to
the staff the day before in DIRE need of cleaning – had been returned, sans one
shirt of Ian’s. After slumping onto our beds for a few hours, soaking up the
free wi-fi and recharging, we slipped into something more comfortable and
infinitely less sweaty. Picking ourselves up with more effort than should have
been necessary, we made our way out of the room to once more face Istanbul. We
were on the hunt for dinner.
Now feeling slightly more comfortable with the layout of the
city, we pushed on up and down hills until we found ourselves in essentially
the same area we’d had lunch. We’d honestly meant to be more adventurous, but
had failed accidentally. Far past caring, we took a seat at the nearest
restaurant and devoured as much as we could. It turned out, we were only a few
metres down the road from where we’d dined the night before. Even now, writing
this only two weeks after it happened, I can barely remember much about that
place, save the fact the toilet was upstairs. Stomachs full, we pushed our way
through the streets of Istanbul one last time in the fading light. We bid
farewell to the Blue Mosque and in return, the evening call to prayer rang out.
A little while later, we were back in our hotel room packing for the day ahead.
It was going to be an early start – we were headed to Morocco.
Our eyes opened reluctantly at around 5am. We made our final
checks of the room to ensure we weren’t leaving any donations to the cleaning
staff and stumbled outside, still quite obviously half asleep. As promised by
the rather young and disinterested hotel staff the night before, a taxi was
waiting to take us to the airport. Unsurprisingly, we took the same route to
the airport that we’d taken from it when we’d first entered the country, but I
felt like I appreciated it more this time. The road wound along first through
the maze of back streets until we found ourselves running by the beach,
drinking in the stunning view of the waterfront littered with ships and boats
of various sizes first thing in the morning.
The car slowed twenty minutes later as we arrived at the
airport, ready for the next part of our journey. After checking our luggage in
via the least helpful airline staff member ever, (I don’t think he’d really
found his calling, sitting behind that desk all day) we set about pursuing our
next and far more important objective – breakfast.
After a hefty amount of walking, we settled into a booth at
a rather up-market café. It wasn’t long after I’d engulfed my FABULOUS pancakes
and welcome espresso that I sparked up a conversation with a girl around my age
who – like the couple the day before – was also from Melbourne. Also like the
lady we’d met the day before, I almost instantly forgot her name as was my
custom. She’d been travelling for some time now and was on her way to Budapest
to reunite with other Aussies. Coincidentally, she’d actually just come from
Morocco, so I picked her brain about any local customs we should be aware of.
The best she could advise us about was not to wear short-shorts as she had in
the old markets of Marrakesh. Though she understood that what she was wearing
was inappropriate (she’d forgotten to pack longer pants when packing to leave
Australia) she wasn’t prepared for the waves of inappropriate stares, remarks
and molestation she received. She said she received a smack on the bum or two,
nothing as bad as a worst-case-scenario would dictate. I was disgusted that
despite her poor choice of attire, chivalry didn’t transcend culture. Before
long, we bid farewell to… the girl (I’m sure her name started with a ‘T’.
Tally? Talia? Tina?) and headed off in the complete opposite direction we
needed to go.
With less than twenty minutes until boarding began, Ian
finally announced that we were headed the wrong way and that he’d known since
we first started walking in that direction. We altered our course and headed
back the way we came and soon found ourselves on the plane. Having settled into
our seats, we watched the screens embedded into the seat in front as they
showed a real-time view of the camera nestled just below the cockpit during
take-off. The flight lasted for six hours and was rather uneventful. If you
call updating this journal and playing Pokemon ‘uneventful’. I prefer to think
of it as nothing less than riveting. The time flew by – yes, I finally made
that pun – and we began to make our descent into a new and unusual country. We
didn’t know what to expect when we touched the ground near Casablanca, but it
wasn’t long after we did that we were exposed to our first dose of Moroccan
hospitality.
We lined up at the immigration office as we’d done in each
country before. It took less than a minute to understand that ‘line’ was a very
relative term. It was better described as a ‘straight-ish congregation’, one
that continued to spread outwards with every shuffle towards the man behind the
desk. It became obvious to me quite quickly that nearly everyone in the ‘line’
we were in had skipped the classes in ‘queue etiquette’ the same as the fat man
in Turkey the day before. We were surrounded, shoved and completely ignored as
people pushed past us to get to the front of the line before us. It took a
little doing, but the two of us managed to spread our luggage out far enough
form a make-shift barricade. The man behind the immigration desk soon reached
his limit with his rude, pushy Moroccan brethren and promptly lost his SHIT! It
was incredible to watch. He left his booth, screaming and flailing his arms
wildly, pointing at other lines and back to us before he simply walked off,
refusing to serve us anymore. I believe he had intended for his little tantrum
to spur the people in the ‘line’ to straighten themselves out, which flat out
did NOT happen. The full effect of his chastisement was lost on me, as I found
it quite hilarious to watch the man scream in what essentially to me was gibberish.
After a few minutes, he cooled off and returned to his post and painfully
slowly, we each made it through to collect our baggage.
We now had new objectives:
1.
Find an ATM to be able to pay in a suitable
currency
2.
Forage for food and
3.
Get to our hotel.
We’d barely even begun to attempt the first objective when
we were pestered by three ‘helpful’ bystanders who were quite happy to point us
in any direction, regardless of the fact that we couldn’t understand each
other. It took a tiring amount of ‘shoo-ing’, but we managed to find our way to
an ATM and use it un-interrupted. It was only after we completed the second
objective at a nearby café that we realized
A.
I’d left my laptop on top of the ATM and walked
off without it (which I sprinted back and collected) and
B.
The currency here was close to worthless; the
food we’d just bought nearly wiping out the small amount of cash we’d just
withdrawn.
Annoyed, we returned to the ATM and both pocketed huge wads
of cash. It seemed unnecessary – and probably was – but I wasn’t sure when we’d
be seeing our next ATM and wanted to be prepared for that eventuality. The next
hassle came almost as soon as the doors opened to the great outdoors of
Morocco. It was like a mixture of a ‘Jurassic Park’ and ‘Finding Nemo’. Around
ten taxi drivers that were crowding around the doorway instantly started
chanting
‘TAXI?
TAXI!! TAXI?! TAXI!!!’ like the seagulls in the animated children’s adventure,
but they only started when the doors opening had triggered them – their vision
obviously movement based like a rather large character from the formerly
mentioned dinosaur romp. We managed to swat our way past most of them and addressed
the most honest-looking of the lot. He promptly delivered us to an old man who
escorted us away in a beat-up, beige Mercedes. If you’re ever wondering where
Mercedes go to die, I’d say a fair bet would be Morocco. They were everywhere. We’d
barely made it onto the road when we realized we’d made a crucial error in
trusting this old man to drive us to our hotel. He was quite obviously bat-shit
insane.
He was a lead-footed senior-citizen, and had the delayed
reflexes to compliment his age. There were no working seatbelts in the back
seat, so Ian and I very quickly worked out we were entirely at this man’s
mercy. For half an hour, he raced up behind other cars before slamming on the
brakes and honking furiously at them for getting in his way – despite the fact
they hadn’t changed their course at all. He played ‘Chicken’ with not only
other cars and motorcycles, but quite gamely with other buses and trucks. There
were two heart-stopping moments where I quite honestly closed my eyes and
accepted that I wouldn’t be seeing my girlfriend, my family or Australia ever
again only to open them again and be faced with the next pant-soiling
traffic-based encounter. I couldn’t believe it, but the only traffic accident I
saw on the drive in happened at a slower than walking-pace speed as one car
blindly ambled into oncoming traffic and another one plowed into it seemingly
out of spite.
Buildings began to replace paddocks and we soon realized
we’d made it into the city of Casablanca. The first and most disappointing
thing I noticed was how the movie of the same name had lied to me. Though
black-and-white and made umpteen years ago, it painted a picture of a
beautifully romantic city bathed in culture, none of which was on display. Amazingly,
we made it to our hotel. I don’t think I’ve ever made it out of a car as
quickly as I did that day. We paid the old man who sped away, never to be seen
again. Shaken, we stepped inside the foyer of the hotel and checked into our
room. While waiting, we were served tea and biscuits – it has only just now
dawned on me that this must have been to calm the nerves of first-time
travelers in Morocco.
Receiving our room key (with a hilariously large fake key
attached) we crammed ourselves and the porter into the smallest elevator known
to man and made our way up to our floor. With more difficulty than necessary,
the door was opened (twice; there was an ankle-high section that had to be
pushed open for some reason) and after receiving his tip, the staff member left
us alone. The hotel was intricately decorated and looked fantastic. The
hallways were adorned with wooden panels that appeared to be woven together.
The colour scheme screamed
‘YOU’RE
IN MOROCCO NOW! GET IT?!’ The beds were each dressed with mosquito nets that
all added to the foreign air of being in Morocco, yet it did little to mask the
drab, dirty streets we’d made our way through to get to the hotel in the first
place. I was a little disheartened initially; Morocco was the place that I’d
been the most excited to get to out of the entire holiday. It’s where we’d
booked the most time in after seeing all the beautiful photos of the country
and being swept up in optimistic, unrealistic dreams of what the country would
be like. Having now been exposed to Casablanca for only a few hours, I was
almost resigned to waiting out our time in the hotels we’d booked. I realize
that this is an incredibly childish and stupid thing to think, but it was the
first time I’d been exposed to a country like this and it was a massive culture
shock.
We quickly hooked into the wi-fi the hotel had to offer and
decided that because we only had the rest of the day to explore, we’d only see
the main attractions Casablanca had to offer. It took the better part of an
hour to realize that Casablanca wasn’t exactly a tourist hot-spot and it had
very little in the way of things to look at. Between the two of us, we decided
to check out the Hassan II Mosque and the Casablanca Cathedral as they looked
the most impressive. We made our way back downstairs and after receiving a map
from the front desk we plotted our course to the cathedral and pushed out again
into the Moroccan sun.
The streets were filthy, lined with rubble and trash. I
tried very hard to convince myself that this was what I had expected before I
came to the city but it was still a shock to see people inhabiting this place
and essentially ignoring the fact that the city was quite obviously decaying.
STAY TUNED FOLKS, THIS BE THE END OF PART 7!!!
I really do hope you're all still enjoying this! (This one was a biggie, huh? Sorry about the lack of pictures, I didn't take any that matched the moments I described. I promise to make it up to you next time!)
Follow the link to part 8:
http://ponderingoblong.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/2013-world-trip-part-8-part-8-really.html
I really do hope you're all still enjoying this! (This one was a biggie, huh? Sorry about the lack of pictures, I didn't take any that matched the moments I described. I promise to make it up to you next time!)
Follow the link to part 8:
http://ponderingoblong.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/2013-world-trip-part-8-part-8-really.html
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